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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

AMAZING FEATS OF MEAT: CAN NOAH EAT A 6 POUND BURGER?

Tommy throws down the question on his site today. I have a medal proving that I conquered a 40 ounce steak. My stomach was taut like a watermelon on July 3rd when I finished it, but I did it.

Now, let's do the math. Six pounds of burger is 96 ounces. The bar that serves the behemoth throws on 3 pounds of bun and fixings. Give in the right circumstances, I believe if I put my mind to it, I could polish down the 96 ounces of beef (and of course cheese) ... but that bun would kill me. Plus, it's not carb appropriate.

Tommy: you buying?