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Tuesday, May 13, 2003
GEEK PLAY: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER

FOR MY APPLE IIE
10 REM Basic version of 99 bottles of beer
20 FOR X=100 TO 1 STEP -1
30 PRINT X;"Bottle(s) of beer on the wall,";X;"bottle(s) of beer"
40 PRINT "Take one down and pass it around,"
50 PRINT X-1;"bottle(s) of beer on the wall"
60 NEXT
Find your own Beer Code

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posted by noah pshaw at 3:14 PM | (perm link) |

HUH?: SADDAM SARS

Chinese couple name their baby son Saddam SARS
"A couple in China have named their baby son Saddam SARS to mark the two important events taking place at the time of his birth, a news report said today." -- more
In the U.S., this kid will have no chance of getting laid when he grows up. Pardon my correlation.

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