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Friday, May 16, 2003 FOOD ENVY: MOUNTAIN DEW - LIVE WIRE I haven't been this amped up for a new product in a long time. Heretofore the marketing seems to be mostly Web-based ... which of course makes it more interesting to me. It's Mountain Dew Live Wire! It's an orange-flavored Mountain Dew. I am a huge fan of Orange Faygo, Orange Shasta and Orange Fanta. Plus, I'm from a generation of Mountain Dew drinkers. This should be NIRVANA for me ... but, there is no "diet" version ... if I drank one of these at 30 grams of carbs, I'd have to eat no carb pork chops for the rest of the day. Check out the groovy Mountain Dew Live Wire Flash Please let me live vicariously through you metabolism machines! Comment if you've sampled this nectar. posted by noah pshaw at 3:29 PM | (perm link) | HUH?: EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS I saw EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS on a bumper sticker the other day while driving downtown on Hennepin. My first thought was extreme laughter. I get it. It's a shock-type thing. Which I think is funny. Hey, this is one of my favorite Web sites. But, I thought about it more and found Google has 105 results for "EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS". One of the links took me to the picture you see to the right. But what is it? What is all this? Here is an "internal memo" from The Church of Euthanasia (by the way, their site uses boring colors and a tacky design). Synopsis: This shock is just gross. posted by noah pshaw at 12:35 PM | (perm link) | ::: ARCHIVED :::   Warning: include() [function.include]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/noahblog/public_html/2003_05_16_archive.php on line 50 Warning: include(http://noahblog.com/chumpit.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: no suitable wrapper could be found in /home/noahblog/public_html/2003_05_16_archive.php on line 50 Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'http://noahblog.com/chumpit.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in /home/noahblog/public_html/2003_05_16_archive.php on line 50

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